Facts to remember as we grow older

Number 8 –  Death is the number 1 killer in the world.

Number 7 –  Life is sexually transmitted.

Number 6 –  Good health is merely the slowest possible rate at which one can die.

Number 5 –  Give a person a fish and you feed them for a day.  Teach a person to use the Internet and they won’t bother you for weeks, months, maybe years.  

Number 4 –  Health nuts are going to feel really stupid someday, lying in the hospital, dying of nothing.

Number 3 –  All of us could take a lesson from the weather. It pays no attention to criticism.

Number 2 –  In the 60’s, people took acid to make the world weird. Now the world is weird, and people take Prozac to make it normal.

Number 1 –  Life is like a jar of jalapeño peppers.  What you do today will probably burn your ass tomorrow.

…and as someone recently said to me:

Don’t worry about old age; it doesn’t last that long.