8 thoughts on “General Says Prepare For Little Green Men

  1. “THRUST HAND IN THE AIR”….. WILL THEY BE LIKE THE REST OF THE FAGGITY HIGHER UPS SIR? CAN WE EXPECT TO SEE THEIR GREEN ASSES SWISH WHEN THEY WALK?

  2. What he was saying is to be prepared for any order no matter how strange it may seem.
    Strange orders list:
    1. Marshall at a given area and begin house to house search for firearms.
    2. Anyone resisting or interfering with carrying out your orders is to be summarily executed on the spot.
    3. You are to seize any hard currency.
    4. You are to seize any stockpiles of food, or fuel.
    5. Cut main communications in your area of operation and prevent their re-establishment.
    6. Anyone arrested who is a known militia member or their sympithizers is to be summarily shot upon initial contact.
    7. You are to fully cooperate and follow orders of UN assigned commanders including Chinese officers.
    8. You are expected to fully cooperate with UN forces or face arrest and court Marshall under USMJ.

    I’d continue, but this already pisses me off and turns my stomach.

  3. Man….look at all the badge colors and emblems on that guy.
    He must be really important.
    Just for that I’m going down to the local dollar store and I’m going to get a bunch of craft supplies.
    Then I’m going to glue a hodge podge of sht on my cleanest t-shirt.
    Then they’ll know I’m important.
    I can proclaim “I’m a General”.
    I’m trying to decide if I should call myself a…
    “General Nuisance” or…
    “General AzzHole”….
    Oh well…little green men are best cooked with indirect heat on the barbeque.
    I’m more scared of a badger then little green men out here.

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