45 thoughts on “Happy Birthday #1 NWO Hatr!

  1. Thanks, Angel (for sending) and Laura (for posting)! 🙂
    And thank you, Trenchers, for your birthday greetings! 🙂

    Five yrs. ago this month I began posting on FTT.

    I’m hopelessly addicted to the truth.

      1. THANKS, ANGEL! 😀 Hope you’re having a good day as well.

        It’s been rainy & gloomy for the last couple weeks, but TODAY IS OUTSTANDING, as far as the weather goes. Blue sky in every direction… not a single CHEMTRAIL all day! 🙂

  2. I recently discovered that alternative media sites aren’t the only place trolls show up. I recently placed this ad…

    “roommate wanted (Sweet Home)

    available now

    no laundry on site
    off-street parking
    private bath
    private room
    In search of a roommate in a two bedroom, one bath apartment. $625.00 split and electric is the only utility bill. Upstairs unit, close walking distance to shopping (3 stores), post office, library and more. I’m a retired male looking for a compatible (preferably awake) individual. I don’t watch television, (except movies on dvd). Internet is not in the home currently, but can be obtained. Internet is available in several nearby locations. I currently do not have a phone, so contacting me by email is preferred. I’m easy to get along with and would prefer to meet potential prospects in person for further discourse.”

    This is the 1st reply from this person…

    “Hey
    My name is *****, I’m 23 F and work as a RN .
    Currently looking to move in the summer to secure a more long term space.
    I am quiet, non smoker, and 420 friendly.
    I am open to moving anywhere around within a 30 minute drive etc.
    Ideally this place is furnished as I am new from Canada and only brought what I could fit in my car, also for rent to include utilities/wifi/etc.”

    O.K., let’s see where this leads 🙄 (after my reply to that)…

    “I’m so happy to hear the room is still for rent. My name is *********** a 23 yrs old female student,fun loving and respectful of others.A non-smoker, don’t do drugs,i drink occasionally,and drama free.I’m from Edmonton Canada I graduated last year from University Of Alberta I am a very easy going Girl that love going to Church ,speak both French and English , I am coming to proceed with my masters degree in Psychology as my Dad wants me to proceed with my Educational Career in the state.. I really love pets but I don’t have any at the moment. I will be moving in immediately after the payment has been made to you , My Dad will be responsible all the payment regarding the room so you need not to worry about bills just get back to me with the your Full Name and Home Address and Phone Number for the payment to be made as I don’t want to waste more time to secure the room .I will also like to know more about you if you have the chance will also like to know if you have a garage or parking space where i can park my car . i don’t want to loose the room to someone else . I will be looking forward to your email soon.”

    Ooooookaaaaaay…

    What the hell, I’ll play along… I replied to that, and received THIS reply…

    “Thanks for getting back to me with your information, I will want you to confirm to me if your home address is correct and also be sure to include your apartment number for the payment to get to the right place and i also want you to take the advertisement off Craigslist as i am taking it for sure and i don’t want to loose it to someone else. The first month rent will be made to you before i move in and will have to proceed with the rest after moving in as i still need to be sure of the environment so i need you to hold the room for me until my arrival and make sure you take off the add from Craigslist, I will like to know the closest airport to your place .I will get back to you with the tracking number for the payment immediately after the payment has been sent to you and my flight details as well for you to know my arrival date and time, So regarding my car I’m planning to have it delivered to the house before my arrival so that i can always be able to do things on time when i get to the state, My Dad has already made an arrangement with a dealership in the state who will be responsible for the delivery of my car to your home before my arrival so i will be needing your favor to help me sign for the delivery of the car and also handle the payment to the dealership as the payment for the delivery of the car will be included in the check coming to you for the rent so can i trust you to take delivery of my car for me ? I will really appreciate it if you can do this for me and i promise to compensate you adequately for your time and efforts would also like to know if you will be able to pick me up at the airport and if not then i will have to take a taxi so i will be waiting for you to get back to me regarding my car..

    Respectfully, ********* ”

    LOL!… I may have fallen off the turnip truck… BUT IT WASN’T YESTERDAY!!!

    So, are there any Trenchers out there that would like to live here in the beautiful mountains of Oregon? I desperately need a roommate, or I’m going to lose my place. It’s perfect for someone with a fixed income (they JUST raised the rent, so it’ll be that level for a while) and the electric is already paid up for the next 2 or 3 months at least.

    Fair warning: any king’s men contemplating this would be well-advised not to. I have very good instincts about people.

    This town is surrounded by mountains.

    And I have 4 wheel drive.

    1. Oh Yeah, I’m familiar with this scam. Happened when we were selling a car. They wanted me to send money, uh, DON’T think so.

      They even ended it with may God bless you.

      Such a joke!! It’s also very evident they are not American.

        1. LOL That’s for sure.

          #1,
          Obviously, I missed something while I was having computer connection problems. What happened to Ryan?

          1. Ryan moved out in Feb., Angel. I haven’t seen him in over 2 months, not even sure if he’s still here.

          2. No one (on FTT) except Henry, Laura & RT (she checked out a link for me in a suspicious reply I received) has known, Angel. I haven’t mentioned it on the site till now.
            I don’t like to burden others with my problems.

          3. Hey #1 I pray things will work out for you. Life’s a b*tch sometimes. Carry on brother.

          4. As best I can, Paul, thanks.

            Life’s getting to be a real jEWb#tch lately, however.

  3. HaPpY BiRtHDaY #1!!!!!! & Many More!!!!!!
    Hoping you are having a Great One! & Wishes for a Great New Year!
    ~!*!Sorry late to the party!*!~
    (Blown 20A fuse, a guy had some 15’s, Yay home!)
    See Lot’s of Great Thoughts! & Wishes! posted Throughout Your DaY!
    May Your Night be Twice as Blessed!
    My Best! And! HAPPY! HAPPY! BIRTHDAY!!!!!!!!!

      1. Xposed lol!
        😉
        Taurus! Yes!
        Will tell you here, Leo/Vcusp, Taurus moon, Aq rising talk abt a F’d up mess lol! Have to laugh about that sheit! rather than cry, and to top it off eclipse on B-day this year.
        All in all, yes, this will be a rather amazing year!
        The crazy week has already started (earlier than expected) Laterezz!

        1. “… this will be a rather amazing year!”

          A decisive year, RT.

          Insanity can only abound for so long.

  4. Smoke a bowl for me man.
    Happy bday…
    Hey I put out an add too.
    I have a young asian gal.
    She says if I send her 10k…
    She’ll share my moldy rain leaking trailer with me.
    What do you think hatr.
    Should I send her the money….?
    🙂

    1. Thanks, flee.

      A bowl wasn’t enough (considering the source), so I smoked a whole joint for you. 🙄

    1. LOL… great choice, Angel. My favorite Malkovich role by far. In fact, I just watched both of them last week! 😀

  5. Happy birthday Steven.. Celebrate in moderation, at your age, you could keel over at any time, you old f*ck! 😆

  6. Thanks Millard, Hal & NC.

    If there’s one thing I know about birthdays, it’s that they’re inevitable. 🙄

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