Jon Stewart Warns Obama Little Time Left To Take Away Americans’ Guns, Declare Martial Law

Thanks to Enemy of the State.

Yahoo News – by Lisa de Moraes

“You don’t have that much time to take away Americans’ guns and declare martial law… if you’re going to do that, you better get started,” Jon Stewart advised President Obama, who Tuesday was making his final visit to Stewart’s The Daily Show.  

“I can’t believe that you’re leaving before me!” marveled Obama, or, as TV news navel lint gazers have recently named him, Obama Unbound, now that he’s got little more than a year left in the White House and has taken off the gloves. On Stewart’s show, for instance, he announced he’s issuing “a new executive order that Jon Stewart cannot leave the show,” though he did acknowledge, “It’s being challenged in the courts.”

As expected, Obama spent a good-ish chunk of time pitching his deal with Iran, after Stewart wondered “Whose team are we on in the Middle East?”

“They’re an adversary. They’re anti-American, anti-Israel, they sponsor terrorist organizations like Hezbollah,” Obama acknowledged, adding, “You don’t make peace with your friends.” He defended the deal, noting critics of the pact, “when asked ‘What represents a better deal; what is it that you think could happen?’ typically… are vague and they fall back on ‘Well, if you beat your chest a little bit more, or if you brought Dick Cheney to the negotiations’,” Obama riffed.

Stewart called Obama’s reasoning behind the Iran deal “excellent,” adding, “Once the Senate shoots it down, we’ll talk about it again.”

Asked about his frustration with the media, Obama said, “The media are a bunch of different medias. There are some get on my nerves more than others.”

“The thing that I’m most concerned about is not that it’s unfair, or too tough on government, because I think that’s what journalists and the media are supposed to be doing. But it gets distracted by shiny objects and doesn’t always focus on the big tough choices and decisions that have to be made. And, part of that is the changing nature of technology,” he said.

But, he added, “The one thing I know, as I enter into the last year of my presidency, is that the country is full of good and decent people. And there is a sense of common purpose at the neighborhood level… That dissipates because of all the money and all of the filters and all the polarizing that takes place in terms of how policies take shape.

“The only way to prevent that is by people getting involved,” Obama continued. “I guarantee you, if people feel strongly about making sure Iran doesn’t get a nuclear weapon, without going to war, and that is expressed to Congress…. eventually the political system responds, despite the money, despite the lobbyists.”

Countered Stewart, “After seven years [in office], is that the advice that you then bequeath to future President Trump?”

“Well I’m sure the Republicans are enjoying Mr. Trump’s dominance,” Obama giggled.

“Anything that makes them look less crazy,” Stewart muttered. Then he thanked Obama for paying the visit.

“It’s a pleasure. You’ve been a great gift to the country,” Obama concluded.

https://www.yahoo.com/tv/s/jon-stewart-warns-obama-little-040013443.html

14 thoughts on “Jon Stewart Warns Obama Little Time Left To Take Away Americans’ Guns, Declare Martial Law

  1. That’s the thing about evil. It’s so vain that it can’t help but to admire its own reflection. When it comes, it won’t be hidden. It’ll be so obvious that no one would believe the audacious prelude.

  2. “And there is a sense of common purpose at the neighborhood level… ”

    It’s been a while since Obama’s been to the hood. If he knew what that common purpose was he’d be fleeing for his life.

    As for John Stewart, he’s a slimy sack of commie dung who can best serve this country by jumping in front of a speeding truck.

  3. If he isn’t planning on martial law, not saying he is, why was there a bill introduced, (don’t know if it passed) to rewrite the bill of rights if the country experienced 90 percent devastation? Who thought this needed done, I remember watching a video of some elected official reading it.

  4. As expected (and surprisingly overdue), the ball is
    now in play to establish the legal precedent of erasing
    certain founders of our Republic from history, as is
    now being done to Confederate history by treasonous
    American communists/isis: ctpost.com/news/article/Democrats-drop-Thomas-Jefferson-and-Andrew-6400544.php
    Democrats drop Thomas Jefferson and Andrew Jackson from dinner name –
    Thomas Jefferson and Andrew Jackson are history in Connecticut.
    Under pressure from the NAACP, the state Democratic Party will scrub the names of the two presidents from its annual fundraising dinner because of their ties to slavery.

    Nick Balletto – communist chairman of Connecticut Democratic Party
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    ctdems.org/about/meet-the-chair/

  5. “But, he added, “The one thing I know, as I enter into the last year of my presidency, is that the country is full of good and decent people…. and I’m killing as many of them as I can before leaving office.”

  6. Its like watching the leader and presstitute in Panem joking about the districts in Hunger Games,,,
    These people make me sick and wish for a total collapse scenario

  7. What retarded President discusses foreign and domestic policy on a comedy show. Are we suppose to take him seriously or as the joke he presents himself to be? Again, are we suppose to take him seriously?

    1. Those “chosen” types like to stick together, ya’ know!

      I would never take either one of them seriously.

    2. Perfect. It is very symbolic of his illegal position as a king or corporate boss. It’s all comical…….almost.

  8. “Obama Unbound, now that he’s got little more than a year left in the White House and has taken off the gloves.”

    Because he was so cool and reserved previously…

    President Impunity

  9. What make you think he’s leaving office?… If ‘Martial Law’ is declared before Jan. 2017, he won’t be going anywhere. The fall of the economy is at hand and that’s just the excuse he needs! MAN UP AMERICA! Show your Patriot color’s! RED, WHITE, and BLUE!!! The ‘Victor’s” write history, Dictator’s change it!

  10. “On Stewart’s show, for instance, he announced he’s issuing “a new executive order that Jon Stewart cannot leave the show,” though he did acknowledge, “It’s being challenged in the courts.””

    Spoken like a true, sick psychopath.

    ““They’re an adversary. They’re anti-American, anti-Israel, they sponsor terrorist organizations like Hezbollah,””

    ….because the “Chosen People” tell me so.

    He’s such a tool, it’s not even funny. I just see him as a General Manager who reiterates and enforces the will of the Zionist corporate executives.

    “Obama acknowledged, adding, “You don’t make peace with your friends.””

    Really? So you make war with them instead? The logic astounds me.

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