So we are now naming snow storms, just like we do hurricanes and tropical storms. Super Snow Storm Nemo dropped up to three feet of snow on parts of the northeast. States of emergencies, evacuations, and road closures…what a crock of shit. Now that there is an identification label for each storm, I guess we will have a flood of applications for federal assistance every time a flake of snow hits the ground.
The weather used to be something we talked about when we had run out of words and boredom had set in. Now the winter Gulf Stream is being dramatized and analyzed ad nauseum, using words like, “epic” and “catastrophic”. This whole dramatization of the weather is not but a tactic being used to redistribute more wealth from the rest of the country to the communist controlled east coast.
Here where I live a dump of four feet of snow overnight is a common occurrence. We shovel what we must out of our way and then wait. The next thing you know, almost as if by magic, the sun comes out and the snow goes away.
Our four seasons which have been with us since the earth cooled, are now being portrayed as climate change. Climate change? No frickin duh. I can sit and look at my outdoor thermometer and watch the climate change literally from one minute to the next. And you know what? In another month or two, I predict it is going to drastically change again, when spring rolls around. And then in another couple of months it is going to be like living in a whole other world as another catastrophic change occurs with the coming of summer.
Climate change has to be the stupidest assertion put forth to accommodate further control that I have ever seen. These charlatans will tell you that the weather is “unprecedented” and that “nothing like this has ever been seen before”. Well here is a little eye opener for you. Did you know that if you go north it will get colder and if you go south it will get warmer? I guess you could say a person can create climate change just be moving either north or south.
Climate change, give me a break. No, I guess that is not the idea as the idea here is for this climate change to give us yet more taxes. Here is a thought. Admittedly the government can manipulate, hence change the climate with HAARP. So is this good climate change or bad climate change? Or maybe we could just get philosophical and say that climate change is in the eye of the beholder and admit that no matter what the climate, there is always going to be somebody bitching that they are too hot or too cold, too wet or too dry.
You know I’ll bet they will discover someday that the sun has something to do with climate change. And maybe the way this planet keeps tilting (hope it doesn’t fall over) could possibly also have something to do with it.
Hard to say, maybe we better just err on the side of caution and institute the carbon tax, which can be paid to the United Nations to be used to further control the people of the world who evidently are causing this climate change, or at least the perception thereof through allowing themselves to be lulled into a conversation that expounds the ideology that says people can manipulate the weather simply by breathing.
Kind of makes you feel powerful, doesn’t it? It sure does me, as I have actually tested the theory and proven it true. I just held my breath and watched my digital thermometer rise by one/tenth of a degree as a result. But wait a minute. That is backwards. Less carbon dioxide should mean cooler weather. But wait, that is not right. That would be global cooling, which would be caused by…global warming? Ah hell, I’m completely confused now. Just send me my tax bill and leave me alone.
God bless the Republic, death to the international corporate mafia, we shall prevail.