RT News Hillary Clinton’s six-and-a-half hour trip to Malawi literally went by in a buzz. The US Secretary of State has received not-so-warm welcomes from several countries she’s visited, but in Malawi she was reportedly chased onto her plane.
Chased onto her plane by a swarm of bees, that is.
Clinton ran for cover and boarded her jet to escape the bees, which attacked her at Malawi’s international airport, the local Nyasa Times quotes witnesses as saying. The Secretary was preparing to board a Johannesburg-bound flight when the stinging swarm forced her to make a quicker entry than planned.
Clinton wasn’t the only one spooked by the bees: “There was a slight panic as the bees winged across the airport. People could be seen running away to keep cover as the Secretary of State swiftly boarded her plane to avoid any stings,” a witness told the Nyasa Times.
The Secretary of State visited Malawi as part of an 11-day tour of Africa. While there, Clinton held bilateral talks with President Joyce Banda and pledged $36 million to strengthen Malawi’s agricultural value chain, the Nyasa Times reported.
Clinton began her African tour in Senegal, and has already been to Uganda, South Sudan and Kenya. She is expected to end her tour in Ghana on August 10, where she will attend the funeral of the country’s President John Atta Mills, who died on July 24.
Though her visit to Malawi was just a few hours long, Clinton will likely remember the trip for a while to come.
HAHAHAHahahaha,…
OHhhh,.. thats to great!!!
A swarm of bees!!!
Its to bad the Lord didn’t set the seven plaques loose on that evil C#$t!
JD – US Marines
That is damn funny isn`t it JD. How would ya like to look at that mug every morning – and she even has her war paint on! hahahaha geez!
HER WAR PAINT!!!,…
Jesus!,.. NOW THAT’S FUNNY!!!
JD – US Marines – That comment REALLY made laugh hard!
Haha! Yea her war paint. She even looks like a German Uni-brow. “Send in the DRONES!!!!!”
The plagues? JD she’s already been getting a taste of the plagues. First, tomatoes and now the bees and their honey. I can hear Saturday Night Live playing her new song now,
“Let me tell you about the birds and bees and the flowers in the trees…..”,
as she is running out of the jungle with bees flying behind her and tomatoes being thrown at her by a crowd onlookers, as she runs up the steps onto the plane and turning around with one last smile as she is waving goodbye with red spots all over her face and tomato juice all over her dress and hair. lol
You guys are prety damn funny yourselves. Unibrow – that is gonna give me nightmares on that visual – just kidding ha ha ha lol. time for me to go nity nite for now . Hey you all its been good good night !!
I guess this is the Grand Dame Mother of Darkness’ supervisor’s way of telling her she’s just been demoted of her rank and status. Have a nice day! lol
36 million to strengthen Malawi`s agriculture chain? Now that`s a picture meant for framing, wow. I am suprised those bees would want to sting a look like that – I would turn around and fly away.
Great! Now we know the bitch’s weakness. BEES!!!
Quick! Everyone grab all the beehives and bees you can find and hang them near the White House.
And don’t forget the HONEY to pour on Hitlery!
Forget about the tomatoes – get out the honey hahaha funny!
This picture of her is definitely going to be a classic in my book.
First an assassination attempt was made on her in Israel (if I remember correctly) which the MSM blacked out of course, then tomatoes were thrown at her in Egypt (if I remember correctly) and now in Malawi, she is chased away by a swarm of bees. (Sigh!) There is a God after all. lol
Wow, you are right NC. One last comment – I`m surprised we didn`t see Clark or #1 more tonight . `night all.
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Best story I’ve read all day
That’s what she looks like when she’s making love
This is HILLARYIOUS!!!
I know it it is, because it takes something REALLY funny to get a laugh like that out of JD.
On a truly sad note though, it’s a crying shame they weren’t Africanized bees.
Salute, bees.
I know bees are intelegent creatures and posess conscuisness, and with this event, the bees have leaped up to the very topp. They know evil when they see evil, and have the Balls to fight evil.
With love and deep respect.
peace,litle brothers and sister.
I hope no bees were hurt.
Anyone following travels of old Hag UGLY UGLY Hitlery Rodenthurst Rodham Clinton, have you all noticed that Bill Clinton is never to be seen near her? Where is Billy Goat?— Smart man Billy–miles away!
Notice in the picture that Hillary looks more like Helen Thomas and the spreading lipstick. Here is a bet to all—Hillary over the hilll–is a crypto Jew. $10 prove me wrong!
diggerdan: the reason you didn’t see more comments from me last evening was because at Starbucks, as I was pointing out something in one of the articles to a friend of mine, the guy on my left tapped me on the shoulder, wanting to ask me a question (we’ve never met before). We ended up getting into about a 1 1/2 hour discussion, which the guy on his left also joined into, and you can imagine where that conversation ended up going, if you know me at all by now.
This seems to be going viral now, compared to the drought I’ve been going through for the last few years.
Hey there #1, g`morning Good for you man – We don`t have to tell you to keep up the good work – you are keeping up the good work. Good man #1 NWO Hater! I just like your comments. I got to move some fire wood this morn. – winter is just around the corner.
Too bad they weren’t killer bees!
That’s the Africanized kind.
Anyone see the video of Hillary dancing in Africa? Yikes!
Yes, I saw it. Wasn’t that the African Bee Dance?
LOL Good one.
No, this was another one.
I didn`t see that dance and didn`t think there was such a thing out there of a Hillary doing the african dance. That calls for a double yikes LOL haha
Africanized Bee Dance?
Sorry, that’s a face not even a mother could love.
That is her face???? I thought her neck threw up.
Talk about inside out from the neck up. hahaha
Alright, knock it off, Henry.
I’m trying to get to articles I haven’t posted on yet.
Seriously though, that WAS funnier than sh#t !!!