19 Vintage Easter Bunny Photos That Will Make Your Skin Crawl

Sweet dreams!

BuzzFeed – by Brian Galindo

1. By the look on his face, this bunny is ready to eat this little boy.

By the look on his face, this bunny is ready to eat this little boy.

2. That baby’s face says it all!

That baby's face says it all!

3. And this little girl’s body language says it all.

And this little girl's body language says it all.

Also, who the hell designed that bunny’s sinister face?!

4. This photo was taken moments before that kid became that bunny’s lunch.

This photo was taken moments before that kid became that bunny's lunch.

5. Um, excuse me, Mr. Bunny, but everything you’re doing is wildly inappropriate.

Um, excuse me, Mr. Bunny, but everything you're doing is wildly inappropriate.

6. OMG, THOSE EYES!!!

OMG, THOSE EYES!!!

7. A repurposed gimp mask makes an excellent Easter bunny costume!

A repurposed gimp mask makes an excellent Easter bunny costume!

8. OK, this is just a reused Wolfman costume.

OK, this is just a reused Wolfman costume.

9. By the look of his eyes, this rabbit definitely has a nose candy problem.

By the look of his eyes, this rabbit definitely has a nose candy problem.

10. And by the look on this bunny’s face, he definitely has a drinking problem.

And by the look on this bunny's face, he definitely has a drinking problem.

11. Wait, WTF, are those snake tongues coming out of his mouth?!

Wait, WTF, are those snake tongues coming out of his mouth?!

12. This has to be an old-timey villain dressed up as a bunny, right?

This has to be an old-timey villain dressed up as a bunny, right?

13. Is this the unholy offspring of the Easter bunny and an Ewok?!

Is this the unholy offspring of the Easter bunny and an Ewok?!

14. That bunny has one shady smile on his face.

That bunny has one shady smile on his face.

15. If you ever wondered what the Trix bunny would look like if he was part of The Walking Dead:

If you ever wondered what the Trix bunny would look like if he was part of The Walking Dead :

16. Um… HELL NO!!!

Um... HELL NO!!!

17. Look at this bunny; you know he is plotting to kill Superman.

Look at this bunny; you know he is plotting to kill Superman.

18. WTF?!

WTF?!

19. This bunny will haunt your dreams!

This bunny will haunt your dreams!

6 thoughts on “19 Vintage Easter Bunny Photos That Will Make Your Skin Crawl

  1. wow.. those are some evil-looking bunnies. You would think that people who make Easter Bunny costumes would want them to look friendly, and maybe they tried, but whatever the reason, I can’t see any kid being too happy about seeing one of those things coming near him.

    Is bunny #5 playing pocket-pool with that little girl on his lap? Is that the Pope himself in there? … Oh… I see. It’s intentionally sexually suggestive because it’s an advertisement. Sex sells, and deviant sex sells more.

  2. ah hahahahahahah roflmao
    Too funny.
    I dont know whats worse…
    the fact that the kids who are not crying and trying to run probably got abducted or…
    that the parents are like… ‘sure son/daughter you can go sit on the lap of a creepy version of the personification of the spring sex and fertility festival. Sounds like fun.’
    GD pagans lol.

  3. Wow those are some evil looking bunnies! I’ll bet those kids are scarred for life! Heck they probably grew up to become members of the gov. LOL

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