Best friends graduating from medical school at the same time decided that, in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to share office space and personnel.
Dr. Smith was the psychiatrist and Dr. Jones was the proctologist. They put up a sign reading: Dr. Smith and Dr. Jones: Hysterias and Posteriors.
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
The docs changed it to read: Schizoids and Hemorrhoids.
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to read:
Catatonics and High Colonics. This was also a no go.
Next they tried Manic Depressives and Anal Retentives.
Thumbs down again.
Then came Minds and Behinds – still no good.
Another attempt resulted in Lost Souls and Butt Holes – unacceptable again!
So they tried Nuts and Butts – no way.
Freaks and Cheeks – still no good.
Loons and Moons – forget it.
Almost at their wit’s end, the docs finally came up with:
Dr. Smith and Dr. Jones –
Specializing in Odds and Ends.
Everybody loved it.
lol. Thanks for the laugh Paul.
That’s funny…. but it’s hard to enjoy because I get pissed at town councils prohibiting free expression.