And Now “Some Important News About JPMorgan’s New Cash Policies”

Zero Hedge – by Tyler Durden

Want to deposit cash at JPMorgan Chase? Then prepare to be treated if not like a criminal, then certainly a suspect of a very serious crime. The charge: being in possession of that “barbarous relic” known as cash.  

Soon, as cash becomes increasingly frowned upon, cash deposits will be slowly but surely phased out in their entirety forcing those few savers left in Obama’s grand economic “recovery” experiment, to engage in commerce only in a way that allows the government to keep track of every single transaction.

http://www.zerohedge.com/news/2016-02-05/and-now-some-important-news-about-jpmorgans-new-cash-policies

17 thoughts on “And Now “Some Important News About JPMorgan’s New Cash Policies”

  1. Hell NO, when the banks get that draconian the public will resort to barter as every other country has done recently. Screw the banks and the banksters. Go Spain for following Iceland, too bad it is not happening here.

  2. Yes, I do most of my business cash on the barrelhead. Oh, yes, they got me “hogtied” to a couple monthly bills, but I avoid my name on shit if I can. “You writin’ me a check? Sorry, cash on the barrelhead”!

    1. same here…..I pay my monthly bills with postal money orders and if I purchase something on line…to get books off amazon I get myself a prepaid gift card as amazon will not accept check or money orders …….haven’t had a checking account or credit card for years…..and absolutely never ever get a ‘big box store’ card like sam’s club etc

    1. Hey Mark, Charlie Sheen can go …. …….! What’s he done since his dick rotted off? His dad, Martin, was more than twice the man “Goodtime Charlie” ever thought about being. A punk from the get-go, probably swimming in heroin and cocaine as we speak, Charlie Sheen rode the “coattails” of his father and was a no talent
      bum, perfect for the brainless, sophomoric, type of stupid movies to make millions from mindless sheeples every weekend. Academy award winner? No, he was on his knees most of the time.

  3. JUST THINK LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, WE HAVE TIED OUR LABOR TO WORTHLESS GREEN PIECES OF PAPER FOR YEARS. NOW THEY WANT IT REDUCED TO COMPUTERIZED “DIGITS”. THE MORE CONTROL YOU GIVE THEM, THE LESS LIBERTY YOU HAVE, AND THE MORE WORTHLESS YOUR LABOR.

  4. One of their Corp Whore It slogans is ……
    “The right relation is everything”.
    Yeah….. if your a fkng Vampire feeding off humanity.
    I hope Jamie Dimon gets colon cancer in his eyeballs.

  5. Get the rope ready…….

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  6. Lemee see if I have this right… Force us to use your currency, then make it illegal. A terrorist activity even! Eff off you scumbag banksters! You all should be swinging from a rope!

  7. Why would you have money in a JP Morgan-chase bank anyway?

    Start growing your underground economy. Barter, trade, and produce your own food.

  8. When the banks go on “Holiday” what do they expect us to use? I’ve got gold, silver and cash. If all you have is your statement from the bank you are in BIG trouble…

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