In the relentless attempt to get the United States in yet another foreign war, the propagandists reported Wednesday that Syrian President Assad’s military fired scud missiles at insurgent rebels. And, as if using the word “scud” was not bad enough, it was revealed that the evil monster Assad actually, in violation of international law, used incendiary bombs. You know, that nasty phosphorous that gets on a person and burns right through their body parts and into the ground. Anyone who would use such a devise on a civilian populous should be tried for war crimes and crimes against humanity.
Oh wait, wait, wait. I did, I mean I didn’t mean that. If the US actually enforced such a standard, they would have to arrest Benjamin Netanyahu and prosecute him and his subordinates who followed his orders. Because for many years Benny has been dropping phosphorous cluster bombs on the innocent Palestinian men, women, and children who live on the Gaza Strip, where they are actually penned up to make it easier for the Israelis to bomb them and there is nowhere to run.
Isn’t it about time for the CIA and Mossad to lob a canister of sarin gas via an artillery shell into one of those little Syrian towns? The fact is we are way behind on this war. We have been wasting the Zionists’ time, bitching and whining about our abject poverty and refusing to just hand over our food money to finance another war, and Lord knows we don’t want the Israelis upset with us.
I mean if we are not careful they might just take all of their counterfeit money and go home. Oy, oh my God, what would we do then? I guess if nothing else we could just go back to being free and prosperous, but what fun would that be?
God bless the Republic, death to the international corporate mafia, we shall prevail.