The Steady Drip – by RightBill
Try to read this without laughing out loud… H/T Mike Hoy
What a wonderful coming together of two diverse groups! We need more gatherings where the idiot activists are given warm, moist, aromatic welcomes like this one. This is why PETA usually protests women wearing fur rather than bikers wearing leather. Sounds to me like the old saying, “you mess with the bull, and you get the horns”. Gee, I guess these characters thought that Bikers where going to be politically correct like the rest of the wimpy world.
HERE’S HOW POLICE FOUND ONE OF THEM.
Johnstown, PA (GlossyNews) – Local and state police scoured the hills outside rural Johnstown, Pennsylvania, after reports of three animal rights activists going missing after attempting to protest the wearing of leather at a large motorcycle gang rally this weekend. Two others, previously reported missing, were discovered by fast food workers “duct taped inside fast food restaurant dumpsters,” according to police officials.
“Something just went wrong,” said a still visibly shaken organizer of the protest. “Something just went horribly, horribly, wrong.”
The organizer said a group of concerned animal rights activists, “growing tired of throwing fake blood and shouting profanities at older women wearing leather or fur coats,” decided to protest the annual motorcycle club event “in a hope to show them our outrage at their wanton use of leather in their clothing and motor bike seats.”
“In fact,” said the organizer, “motorcycle gangs are one of the biggest abusers of wearing leather, and we decided it was high time that we let them know that we disagree with them using it, ergo, they should stop.”
According to witnesses, protesters arrived at the event in a vintage 1960′s era Volkswagen van and began to pelt the gang members with balloons filled with red colored water, simulating blood, and shouting “you’re murderers” to passersby. This, evidently, is when the brouhaha began.
“They peed on me!!!” charged one activist. “They grabbed me, said I looked like I was French, started calling me ‘La Trene’ and duct taped me to a tree so they could pee on me all day!”
Still others claimed they were forced to eat hamburgers and hot dogs under duress. Those who resisted were allegedly held down while several bikers “farted on their heads.”
Police officials declined comments on any leads or arrests due to the ongoing nature of the investigation; however, organizers for the motorcycle club rally expressed “surprise” at the allegations.
“That’s preposterous,”said one high-ranking member of the biker organizing committee. “We were having a party, and these people showed up and were very rude to us. They threw things at us, called us names, and tried to ruin the entire event. So, what did we do? We invited them to the party!
What could be more friendly than that? You know, just because we are all members of motorcycle clubs does not mean we do not care about inclusiveness. Personally, I think it shows a lack of character for them to be saying such nasty things about us after we bent over backwards to make them feel welcome.”
When confronted with the allegations of force-feeding the activist’s meat, using them as ad hoc latrines, leaving them incapacitated in fast food restaurant dumpsters, and ‘farting on their heads,’ the organizer declined to comment in detail. “That’s just our secret hand shake,” assured the organizer.
“Something just went wrong,” said a still visibly shaken organizer of the
protest. “Something just went horribly, horribly, wrong.” Yes, it did. What went wrong is that, at some point in your life, you became horribly, horribly stupid.
http://thesteadydrip.blogspot.com/2012/12/peta-crashes-biker-gathering-not-to-be.html
Yes, let’s all mess with bikers because if bikers use leather for their seats, it’s going to be the end of the friggin world! OMG!
So, instead of protesting against the police, the banks, the government, the wars, the Fed Reserve, these idiots somehow feel that the worst thing going on right now in the world are bikers who have leather seats. ARE YOU F**KING KIDDING ME????!!!!
Omg, some people just never grew up and never will. These people ought to go home and re-think their life. That’s all I have to say.
EXACTLY. America is full of severely obese kids and severely malnourished kids. And they’re protesting against bikers with leather seats?
Being a rider myself i had to spend soommme time on the floor trying to stop laughing.I still havent stopped and my sides hurt.Something went wrong alright ,they f@#ked with the wrong people.I really fell on the floor about the farting on their heads part.But i guess it couldn’t have happened to a nicer group of people than the peta idots.
It gave us a good laugh, too.
That reminds me, time to mink oil our leathers.
I’m not a biker and it has been some years since I knew any, they were Banditos and Road Barons for the most part and decent people as long as you left them alone. This story is hilarious and makes me want to look up a couple of them and pass it along. I’ve heard of dumb and dumber but these idiots did not pass GO and went straight to STUPID. Damn, I’m going to be laughing all night and I have work to do tomorrow.
But it’s worth it.
I was laughing hysterically too and that coming from someone who was once a vegetarian (for health reasons only….my leather coat is lined in bunny fur that I’m sure someone had the pleasure of putting in their stew) More often than not, bikers do amazing things for communities. Leave them and their leather seats and wardrobes alone. You may need them one day!
HAHAHAHA HAHAHA HAWHAWHAW…Ya gotta love it!
I’m not sure, but that definitely looks like a PETA wrap to me.
RLMAO!!!
Your pronunciation is right, but the spelling is French – PITAE
People Insulting Tasty Animal Eaters
I have an alligator skin seat on my bike. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!
This story is a little old, but never gets old if ya know what I mean.
to the bikers that did this…..thank you thank you thank you thank you. My only complaint against you is I should been warned first before I read this. I am still spewing milk from my nose laughing so hard and I havent even drank any milk today.
LMFAO! So glad there are some non-conformists left who don’t buy the glorious pc collective utopia bravo sierra. Ummm…bout time for some tasty animals for supper.
LOL. As if PETA is a bunch of angels.
Its satirical fictition, but funny.
In all seriousness though, all PETA would have to do to protest the bikers wearing what minimal safety gear they do is have an “I’d rather go naked than wear leather” protest by college babes at a rally. The bikers might even pretend to listen if the ladies bothered to look pretty for it.
wtf i’m crying with laughter at something that was wrong – I love the work of PETA, those poor mislead activists will probably suffer long term trauma from their treatment
I think only the victims can’t laugh at this !
My club is P.E.T.A. = People for the Eating of Tasty Animals. That’s what I’m saying. Leather chair, Crown Royal Black on ice and a nice thick T-Bone steak. With real blood thank you very much.
Amen.
Hey Angel, You doing o.k.? I wasn’t able to spend much time on the computer at work today, so I’m just now catching up.
No more problem so far?
We’re OK. I’m just a bit foggy brained. Didn’t get much sleep last night after the incident, then spending hours getting the computer up and running again (got knocked off after my last comment of the evening). Making it an early night. Have a long day at the VA hospital (on the far side of Brooklyn) tomorrow.
That won’t be any fun. How much of the transportation is running again?
Glad to hear you’re okay. Be careful, watch your back.
Blessings.
And a big bucket of hot wings & drumsticks, can we have that with the steak? Lol
This made my day
I would hold them down and fart on their heads too!
good god! bikers wear leather to protect themselves in event of a crash.
Its a good thing.
they are themselves dupes in cattle-clothes, even PETA.
I’m not a member of PETA, nor am I a member of a motor cycle gang. I’m just a guy who works everyday, raised two daughters, would like to believe there is a God and Jesus and all that, but animal abuse has to stop. I’ve seen videos that would shock your conscious. Now don’t get me wrong, I love pork chops and steak, and I don’t see myself giving up either of them to go vegen, but if I ever catch anybody abusing animals that way, it’s a Louisville Slugger to the teeth; cowboy, hippie, rebel, or yank…doesn’t really matter. I own leather and I like it. I’m not talking about ending animal husbandry, I’m not talking about those who humanely slaughter their animals for food and clothing, I’m talking about those WHO ABUSE animals. I can tell you now, if you kill my dog, I WILL kill you, it doesn’t really matter who you are, what color you are, what job you have, or how much money you’ve got. You’ll be grave yard dead. I love my dog more than I love my own life. Some people would call that loyalty misplaced, but you don’t know my dog.
I agree with ya Robert. I also watched some realy nasty shows and I also worked on the kill floor or a place called packer land back in the early 70`s thaty would turn your stomach. In fact have you watched the documentary called “The Earthlings” yep it is one mean gross show on how animals are treated for slaughter. Ya know what there Robert – I have known some really hard old time bikers in my day and they were some of the best nicest people around and would never hurt or abuse a animal and they are not no vegan or vegatarian. The ones I know would kill for their dog or chicken or cow, whatever, case closed Robert!!!————————–P.S. Robert, Most of the bikers that I have known didn`t realy care that much for most people – except for their family and their brothers – so you should maybe direct your remarks to the PETA people!
Hey Robert me and my boys are havin a get together in Johnstown would you like to attend !
I remember seeing “Faces of Death” as a kid – what got me was the monkey served for dinner scene – that brought out the 1% in me, if I was there and armed I would have culled everyone except the ladies who were struggling not to puke – Jokes !
if these bikies start getting iced there might be another new group of suspects now, besides rival gangs lol
Yea Brian, that monkey table they had on faces of death was just plain wrong I think, but that is just me…… I know some people that could have their head locked in the center of a table like that monkey did.
Faces of Death was all fake.
Just like this article.
Nothing like pointing out what half a dozen others ALREADY have.
Redundancy must be your specialty, I take it.
Take a pill or something Robert. Damn… Nobody is going to kill your Poodle.
I am with Robert, having grown up in an agriculture community I have seen farmers and meat packers treat animals inhumanely. I do not have a problem with killing an animal for food and or its skin. Hell I wear leather and had steak today.
Until you see an animal suffer on an assembly line because some dumb retard thought it was funny for him to go to disemboweling alive you do not know what he is talking about.
I am with him too about his dog. If someone shot my dog I would shoot him dead eventually first he would suffer though for the scum he proved himself to be.. Knee shots are extremely painful.
Oh damn, that made me laugh hard enough to blow coffee out my nose. PETA can piss off. Oh wait, they got peed on. HUZZAH bikers and well done!
So, PETA, the organization that kills more animals than anyone else shows up to protest? Laughable.
Where was greenpeace or any of the other environmentalist groups?
Shouldn’t they be protesting PETA for showing up in an emissions belching gas hog? Yes, a vintage VW bus is one of the worst environmental offenders.
LMAO !!! PETA= People Eat Tasty Animals.
This righteous act constitutes the finest example of sculptural “PUBLIC ART” in existence!! Many thanks to the (biker) artists who dug deep down into their souls to create it.
Hey…at least they were nice enough to used ducktape…which harms no animals when made…lol
This article made my day! I can’t stop laughing! I would love to buy those bikers a beer and try out the “secret handshake!”. As a police officer I’d cite the special ed student taped to the tree for loitering and thank the bikers for a job well done! One more thing…..HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
Hour later still giggling.
The dweebs vs the bikers…no match.
I’m amazed at how many people are taken in by stories like this. This particular one dates back almost three years, to the January 3, 2010 edition of The Spoof, in which it is clearly stated that the article is wholly fictional.
Yes, it’s funny. It’s also fake.
As much as I hate it, this is an urban legend.
Still funny.
I went to the PETA website …. and they don’t even talk about this event ….. I wonder why??? LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL
As an avid, lifetime motorcyclist, I can tell you that leather is an important part of HUMAN SAFETY while riding. It saves HUMAN lives and unnecessary misery should a fall occur.
To place the use of a dead animals skin above human suffering is simply myopic retardation at it’s extreme.
They got what they deserved
Hey, if the cow is no longer wearing it, why shouldn’t we?
JB,
It was not mentioned because it was SATIRE. IT NEVER HAPPENED. Sadly- because PETA will never actually stop throwing red paint on little old ladies- the bikers did not get a chance to piss on them all.
I wish people would actually read a “news” article before posting about it. The Onion, Glossynews, Skewednews…these are all FUNNY papers, making fun of things that never happened. When no ones name is mentioned, when there is no actual location mentioned…these things are created.
So, as much as I WISH this had happened….it didn’t.
If you care more about dogs and cats than what else the world has going on you should be first in line when they start the draft as to make sure you do not procreate.
Great job bikers , should have shit on them too . they are scum like the green scum .
Still not paying attention. The story is a FAKE. It never happened.
Payback is a Biscuit…lol.
O-M-G!
Do they know how many little ducks it took to make all that Duck Tape?
OH< THE HUMANITY!!!
I call BS. Real bikers would have killed them. If this story happened, the bikers in question were pussies.
It’s already been WELL established that this is a satire.
Try reading the comment section once in a while, and save yourself the trouble of repetious replies.
Easy Vance! If they would have been killed, what lesson would they have learned and been able to share with the rest of their kind? We bikers just want to do and enjoy our thing without being bothered by those who do not know or understand what it is we do, like you for instance! Now, scurry along little boy!
For clarification’s sake, this story is a satire, hence it is BS, but funny nevertheless whether you are a biker or not.
Good!!! Love it!!! This is a damn good example of what should be done when a bunch of moralistic, snobbish, “I think this is right, so everyone else must bow to and live by it or else”, holier-than-thou idiots get together to try and force any and everyone else to live by their will and beliefs. I think those poor bikers should be given damages for the rude, inhospitable attitude they were given by the PETA protesters and their bullying tactics and harassment. After all, that would only be right in these politically correct “Ow, my feelings were hurt!! I want money!!” days, isn’t it? Lolol
P.S. – I was laughing so hard after reading this, I forgot to mention in my reply that I don’t believe it is really a valid news story, as if it were, real bikers would have killed them. But if it is true, then kudos to the real bikers for knowing that it wasn’t worth ruining their lives over PETA and showing restraint to just embarrass the hell out of them and ridicule them. That makes it much more entertaining to tell their kids/friends and whoever else and embellish it just a little!
Kind of wish it were true, might make others think a little and start using some damn common sense . . . Maybe.
For those who are not aware (all of you?) this story was satire. Its been repeatedly posted as true and it simply is not.
Sadly, this is ONLY about the tenth comment or so that has pointed out that very fact.
Aren’t most bikers members of PETA??
People
Eating
Tasty
Animals!!
leather is skin of animals, humans are animals, if a peta activist messes with me and my leathers, I will stop wearing them if they remove their skin first, and I would be more than willing to help them take it off…
This is a hoax. This `demonstration’ never happened, this is satire folks.
SERIOUSLY???
That’s it!!!
I give up.
Yes, it really is a hoax. I can’t recall the name of the site this first appeared on, but it was a satire site, along the lines of, but not nearly as good as, `The Onion’.
You’re ONLY at least the fifteenth person who’s pointed this fact out.
The redundancy is becoming excruciatingly obnoxious.
Yep, #1, I noticed that too. Happening alot it seem`s doesn`t it Just thinking again on the keyboard again, ya know, #1 LOL!!!
Which is exactly why I always read the rest of the comments before putting my two cents worth in, digger.
Perhaps so, but what does that make all the people still replying and calling someone else “idiots”?
Which is truly the more obnoxious? And who are the real idiots?
The real idiots are the ones who don’t take the damn time to read the other comments before making their own repetitious comments!!!
CAPICHE???
Yes, I suppose I do. It seemed that you were angry with the people who don’t read the comments, as am I, but it also seemed that you were angry with those of us who point that out.
My apologies for misunderstanding.
Sorry. I usually take out my ire on those who most deserve it – the so-called ‘government’, the Zionist pigs in Israhell, Nazi stormtroopers that laughingly call themselves ‘law enforcement’ in this country, Monsanto, creators of some of the deadliest toxins known to man as well as poisonous GMO’s, the so-called ‘medical establishment’ who are killing our kids (as well as adults) with their toxic vaccinations, and the like.
The majority of the articles I post are of a very serious nature, usually dealing with those types of subjects, and some can be downright depressing, so when I do come across something that can make people laugh and cheer them up (whether true or not), I won’t hesitate to post it.
Knowing the mutitude of methods that the NWO is employing to kill me, my family, and my friends, and doing everything in my power to counteract their insanity can be extremely stressful at times, so if I didn’t find some comic relief from time to time, I’d probably lose it completely.
Personally, I Appreciate the “comic relief” and occasionally send in posts for the same purpose.
Did you see the one I posted about the idiot dope dealer in N.Y. that tried to take on two undercover pigs with a bb gun?
Now THAT was funny!
btw, I just posted on your Monsanto article, now I need to step out for a smoke to calm down. lol
Hope you’re doing well, Angel. No more pork problems?
The article is funny. I believe the original source is The Onion, which means it’s actually not real. But it is still funny.
That was one of the funniest things I have ever read! Very nice. People should keep their nose out of other people’s buisiness! They got what they deserved!
The article’s fake as hell (and the pic has been circling the internet for years. It’s from a college prank ages ago), but it still made me laugh.
This is the most beautiful thing I’ve ever seen. Thank you bikers.
My only hope is that the PETA organization will see that the biker use of leather is their #1 problem and focus 100% of PETA’s focus, work and protests on biker gatherings. The non-violent ‘secret handshake’ of the bikers is perfect. I can see hundreds of PETA volunteers duct taped to trees, dumpsters, enjoying hot dogs and being portable latrinesk….I love it. Maybe then the PETA folks can leave the rest of us alone. Thank you bikers for making my day….I am still chuckling at the mental images of how the bikers included them in their party.
As a member of a motorcycle group, I can sympathize with them. It’s not their fault that the IDIOTS didn’t like their invitation.
LMFAO!!!!!!!!!
Whether this is real or not, PETA tends to go too far when protesting, like throwing red paint on people’s clothing. It’s amazing that this type of thing doesn’t happen more often. Everyone has the right to protest peacefully, but when you start throwing stuff at the people you are protesting against, it becomes assault. If any of those idiots ever threw paint at my leather coat, the LAST thing they should worry about is being taped to a tree….. A hospital bill would become their primary concern.
While I don’t dispute the notion that someone has thrown paint on a fur coat at some point, PETA doesn’t actually do that, they are intentionally provocative and controversial, but also have become a subject of what are little more than urban myths, perpetuated by things like this fake news bit, which a lot of people clearly believe is real. I am not advocating for or against PETA, just pointing out much of what is said of them is BS.
I love this! Why don’t they(peta ) crash a marine barracks! !!!!
I’m a member of an MC as well and would have treated these rude party crashers in the same friendly manner. If you make them feel loved and welcome them with open minds, hearts and arms, they will be less likely to be rude the next time.
“In fact,” said the organizer, “motorcycle gangs are one of the biggest abusers of wearing leather, and we decided it was high time that we let them know that we disagree with them using it, ergo, they should stop.”
Nothing could demonstrate the mindset of PETA and other liberal groups better than this statement. We disagree with what you’re doing and therefore you should stop. It’s a free country as long as you think and say what PETA agrees with!
PETA needs to rethink their criteria for groups to protest against. They are lucky they didn’t get their heads caved in. Poor stupid bastards…
Well It’s a fake but what about the Baptist Group that is protesting at funerals of our men and women in our armed Forces lets start peeing on them and farting on their heads . We in the armed forces are willing to give our lives for our country if need be. Lets start working on the real problems with our own people
Actually, they are quite lucky. I have known some serious biker clubs that would inflict serious pain and injury on someone who would disrespect their “colors” by throwing red food colored water on them…
urban legend … never happened.
NOOOOOOOOOOOOO………
Say it ain’t so.
While this story is fictional, we can only hope that life will eventually imitate art.
As for PETA, I suppose we could point out that it’s better to be pissed off than on…
OMGosh!!! ROFL!
That’s too funny!
WOW, like the saying goes, “Stupid SHOULD hurt!!”
Truth be told the bikers were pretty nice to them, it could have gone down a WHOLE lot worse!! At least they kept their sense of humor when they dealt with them!!!
Oh BTW, PETA, after doing this I feel compelled to tell you that you should NOT walk out in front of a moving train, AND you should NEVER put your head in an hungry lions mouth!!
I figured given what transpired, you may not have known these things either!!!
Just trying to help out!!
Have a nice day
DOC
BTW, I ride and I’m thinkin that the bikers you met were nicer to you then I would have been!!!! Go to the store, buy a dog and name it LIFE so you will have one!!!
And if you happen to be in southern NH and see a 6’4″ 350 lb biker on a huge loud Blue bike, DO NOT hit him with a balloon full of red colored water, trust me on that!!
Did you bother to read any of the dozen or more comments pointing out that the story is a fake, and never happened?
So you tell me, does stupid hurt?
No I obviously did not read all the comments, so who is stupid since you had to ask?? LOL
You tell me, does it hurt??
And I have seen enough PETA morons in action so that the story was not hard to believe!!
I have no doubt about my own stupidity, and no, it doesn’t hurt much.
Sorry for the overreaction, but there are so many people swallowing this whole that it’s going beyond the point of being silly. Yes, PETA needs a comeuppance, but a real one would be nice.
I should stop reading these before I pull out what’s left of my hair.
Yea , I’d stop pulling the hair out!! LOL
Merry Christmas and all that jazz!!
The story was quite obviously intended to make a point and invoke a response.
what is moronic is to have a spastic shit fit over weather or not it is “real”.
I am not a christian, nor do I believe in Santa Claus, but Merry Christmas ya’ll! !!
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rofl this is hilarious!
Everybody knows not to mess with bikers and since they want to go crying over the bikers didn’t they assault the bikers by throwing stuff at them rather its a wster balloon or not. Where I come from assault is illegal and anyone who gets assaulted will fight back. To me they got what they wanted…………. ATTENTION
This statement is the EPITOME of the liberal twat mindset:
we decided it was high time that we let them know that we disagree with them using it, ergo, they should stop.”
WE DISAGREE – SO YOU SHOULD STOP
This is a CHRISTMAS MIRACLE !! LMAO, yes I know it happened almost a month ago & christmas is already over, but I don’t care. XD XD
You guys know that this is parody and is not actually true, right? Maybe not so much.
LMAO, when peta said something went terrible wrong!!!! Haaaaaaaa
oh man…. thank you for sharing this story! True or not, it’s funny as hell. I’m still crying over that guy taped to the tree. Hahahaha…. Thought I was reading an article in the Onion.
That’s too funny, my poor girlfriend has had the flu for 7 days straight and this is the only thing she has laughed at in all that time. Secret handshake… frigging hilarious.
It’s true, that is our secret handshake. We only use it when confronted with PETA, and other idiots that get in our face.