The Sun – by Aaron Tinney SECRET Service spooks are disguising themselves as FARMERS to protect Barack Obama from terrorist threats at the G8 summit.
They have even bought a fleet of TRACTORS ahead of the US President’s arrival in Northern Ireland tomorrow for the two-day meeting.
The agents’ plan is to pose as local farmers in the sprawling fields around the five-star lakeside hotel complex hosting the huge event.
But locals near the Lough Erne resort reckon it will not take any potential terrorists long to spot the spooks — as their sparkling tractors are all brand new.
One said: “They reckon the vehicles will let them patrol the fields around the hotel unnoticed — but they’ll stick out like sore thumbs.
“It’s comedy gold really, like something out of Father Ted.”
More than 200 US Secret Service agents — with special diplomatic immunity to shoot anyone they suspect of being a threat — will be protecting Mr Obama during his visit to Co Fermanagh.
Special forces units from the US Navy Seals — some said to be drawn from the team that killed Osama Bin Laden in 2011 — will patrol the waters of Lough Erne.
A six-doctor medical crew will also accompany the President, who is due to touch down in the Presidential jet Air Force One in Belfast tomorrow morning.
From there, he will be whisked away to the venue in his £1million bomb-proof Cadillac.
Dubbed “The Beast”, it has 8in-thick armour-plating on its doors, puncture-resistant tyres and tear-gas cannon.
Crack British SAS troops will also be at the summit to guard PM David Cameron, Russia’s Vladimir Putin, German Chancellor Angela Merkel and France’s Francois Hollande, along with other world leaders.
And there will be a huge police presence. Around 4,000 officers have been drafted in from across the UK to bolster the 5,000 cops from Northern Ireland on duty.
An anti-summit rally attended by around 1,500 people passed off peacefully in Belfast yesterday — although police had to step in to prevent a potential clash with Union flag protesters.
Now they are buying tractors to protect Dear Obama? Oh man, what a joke. How the countries are letting this wanna-be king of the world get away with everything is WWWWAAAYYYY beyond me.
“Special forces units from the US Navy Seals — some said to be drawn from the team that killed Osama Bin Laden in 2011 — will patrol the waters of Lough Erne.”
Honestly, do these special forces/Navy Seals have any honor whatsoever? Do they even know what they are fighting for anymore? Do they even know that the president they are protecting is the REAL bad guy? Do they even know that after two SEAL teams got murdered in Pakistan and two marines got murdered in Benghazi that the president is the true enemy of not only our country, but our world?
OMG!! WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU SPECIAL FORCES??
To the special forces:
YOU TOOK AN OATH TO UPHOLD THE CONSTITUTION AND THE PEOPLE OF THE UNITED STATES. NOT A FOREIGN PRESIDENT!!
ARREST THE TREASONOUS PIECE OF SHIT, OBAMA AND HIS ADMINISTRATION FOR HIGH TREASON!! DO YOUR DUTY DAMMIT!!! WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU??? IT’S YOUR DUTY TO PROTECT THE AMERICAN PEOPLE FROM ENEMIES BOTH FOREIGN AND DOMESTIC!!!
ARREST OBAMA AND HIS ADMINSTRATION AND DON’T LOOK BACK!!! WE THE PEOPLE WILL BACK YOU 110%. DO YOUR DUTY GODDAMMITT!!!!
WAKE THE HELL UP!!! DON’T YOU KNOW THAT HE WILL COME AFTER YOU ALL WHEN HE IS DONE USING YOU FOR HIS OWN DEMONIC PURPOSES? ARREST HIM WHILE YOU STILL HAVE THE CHANCE!
OMG, what will it take to get through to these people. WAKE THE HELL UP! DO YOUR DUTY, DAMMIT!!!!
Of course, when you have the same team members as the ones who supposedly killed Osama Bin Laden in the raid, I guess then they are NOT REAL Special forces and only hired mercenaries since the operation NEVER HAPPENED!!!
Amen! brother!
And Michelle is getting a 3,300 buck a night room.They are now calling her Michaelle O.How disgusting,as if she would even fit in the same class.The spending habits of these two need to be stopped now.
Yep REDHORSE, it is probobly things like those $3300. a night rooms and those parties and secret service body guards barack has all of the time at the tax payers expence is why Michele hasn`t divorced him yet IMHO. I read somewhere that she filed for divorce back in `08 because of his bath house/gay escapades. 🙂
Secret Service to guard the president – I would have thought the muslim
terrorists would have been in order for guard duty. Ireland has their
fair share. God help them.
I can almost hear obama laughing all the way over hear..
hehe Digger! 🙂
They spend a lot of money to keep this pr#@k alive because they know there are many that would love to read about a terrible accident!
News Flash! Obama run over by tractor. Secret Service agent accused
of texting while driving!!! Film at 11…
What is the manufacturer of the tractors? It looks like an M on the side for Mitsubishi!? It is really a safety factor, the Police of Ireland wouldn’t let that many brainwashed military people in armored cars that could do 100 mph + so they were restricted to 30mph tractors for safety sake. Do you think the Queen of the UK will be there also in her Roller (Roles Royce) for those not familiar with higher English/Irish jargon! Am I sounding as stupid as they look????? Continue the fight for Liberty & Freedom
They are McCormicks and can be had on a ‘Free loader’ program that includes max. 1 bucket, joy sticks, loader arms and mounts.
The loader arms are useful for teleprompters so Bwak can speak anywhere on the premises.
MOSSAD’s mongerals gathered to attack Seria as instructed!
They have picked the wrong people and Putin won’t back down.
When I read this article last night, wondered wth?
I mean really, the secret service are not this stupid. What’s really up with this?
All farmers know the rest of the farmers in their state and around that state if not further, they know the families, they know their generations.
They don’t need computers to tell them anything about any farmers around them, word travels/has traveled and passed down, they and their family know.
Hehe! on the teleprompter MachtNichts, yeah that must be it, as good a reason as any.